Everyone needs a theme song

A theme song for @AlternativeChat

 

See me ride out of the Internet
On your Monitor screen
Blogging for all that I can get
If you want to know what I mean
Bloggers to the left of me
And bloggers to the right
I’ve got my pen
I’m set to write
So don’t you start a fight

‘Cause I’m A.L.T., I’ve got insight
(A.L.T.) and I’ll write this right
(A.L.T.) I like to transpose
(A.L.T.) watch me write prose

I’m witty, lean and sometimes unclean
I’m a wanted wo’man
Twitter enemy number one
Understand?
So lock up your YouTube
Lock up your Twitch
Lock up your pod cast
And write for your life
This woman’s back in town
So don’t you mess me ’round

‘Cause I’m A.L.T. I’ve got insight
(A.L.T.) and I’ll write this right
(A.L.T.) I like to transpose
(A.L.T.) watch me write prose

A.L.T., (oi, oi, oi)
A.L.T., (oi, oi, oi)
A.L.T., (oi, oi, oi)
A.L.T., (oi, oi, oi)
A.L.T., (oi, oi, oi), I’ve got insight
(A.L.T., oi, oi, oi), and I’ll write this right,
(A.L.T., oi, oi, oi), I like to transpose
(A.L.T.), watch me write prose!

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